The Dieresis-Serene Republic of Dyrrhonian Isles is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Eudocia Bardan with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.245 billion Dyrrhonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 15.1%.

The strong Dyrrhonian economy, worth 310 trillion golds a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,688 golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, graffiti graces every city's streets, Dyrrhonian Isles recently decided against having a capital city, and Eudocia Bardan has just been declared ruler of Dyrrhonian Isles in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Dyrrhonian Isles's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dyrrhonian Isles is ranked 102,968^th in the world and 34^th in Anaia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.